2009 Nominees

Winners in GOLD

Excellence In Bartending

Nick Bush
Nick Bush
Jon Crowley
Jon Crowley
Dan McNeill
Dan McNeill
Brian O'Connell
Brian O’Connell
Molly Prather
Molly Prather

Best Waitstaff

Ashley Knaysi
Ashley Knaysi
Faith Willman
Faith Willman
Eve Fizz
Eve Fizz
Vanessa Ramos
Vanessa Ramos
Rebecca Stevens
Rebecca Stevens

Hardest Working Intern

Lauren Miller
Lauren Miller
James Warfield
James Warfield
Alexander Lusk
Alexander Lusk
Tommy Bechtold
Tommy Bechtold
Beth Farmer
Beth Farmer

Most Supportive Audience Member

Herb Koss
Herb Koss
Chuck Ford
Chuck Ford
Jeff Passino
Jeff Passino
Tilt Tyree
Tilt Tyree
Janetta Burt
Janetta Burt

Best ADT Team

The List
The List
Fraternity
Fraternity
Captain
Captain
Steve Holt
Steve Holt
Kitty Porn
Kitty Porn

Sexiest Player

Nick Armstrong
Nick Armstrong
Rikki Kalil
Rikki Kalil
Sean Cowhig
Sean Cowhig
Artemis Pebdani
Artemis Pebdani
Chris Singel
Chris Singel

Best Portrayal of an Object

  • Brandee Stilwell – Colin Hay’s Lazy Eye (Bobby Hot Stuff)
  • Craig Cackowski – Bullets Being Flung From Flabby Flesh (Dasariski)
  • Jill Alexander – Dancing Donut Sign (Trophy Wife) (video)
  • USS Rock N’ Roll Ensemble – Scary Fence (USS Rock N’ Roll)
  • Matt Moore – Jeopardy Robot (Top Story Weekly) (video)

Best Improvised Non-Harold Show

Relationsh!t
Relationsh!t
iO Repertory
iO Repertory
Extra Strength
Extra Strength
Dasariski
Dasariski
Dr. God
Dr. God

Best Scripted Show

Top Story! Weekly
Top Story Weekly
Friday 40
Friday 40
Superpunk
Superpunk
Tang
Tang
Dasariski presents: Loose Fish
Dasariski presents: Loose Fish

Best Line

  • Who’s gonna buy these ladies some fish tacos? – Ric Rosario (The List)
  • I’m glad my cello makes you happy, most people associate it with the Holocaust – Jessica Young (Hullabaloo)
  • …case of Natural Light, Marlboro Reds, picture of a black man swimming back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. – Brian O’Connell (Dr. God) (video)
  • I’ll tell you who’s a bag of bones…Dean Koontz! – Greg Castle, iO Repertory presents Concept Album
  • Herro, George W. Bush! – Artemis Pebdani as Kim Jong Il (Top Story Weekly)
  • I was in that guy – Phillip Mottaz (USS Rock N Roll)

Coach of the Year

Karen Graci
Karen Graci
Levin O'Connor
Levin O’Connor
Lloyd Ahlquist
Lloyd Ahlquist
Brian O'Connell
Brian O’Connell
Craig Cackowski
Craig Cackowski

Teacher of the Year

James Grace
James Grace
Craig Cackowski
Craig Cackowski
Karen Graci
Karen Graci
Eric Hunicutt
Eric Hunicutt
Aaron Krebs
Aaron Krebs

Best Harold Team

The Cartel
The Cartel
USS Rock N Roll
USS Rock n Roll
Trophy Wife
Trophy Wife
Local 132
Local 132
Sweetness
Sweetness